Altification

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The joy of having ones virginity so intact that you have more than one character in a guild of your own creation to help you in any of the online multi-player games. Chiefly Everquest.

Hey there goes Bob and his new army of toons in that guild he created.

What guild is that?

Altification.

Altification by Sgtballz July 10, 2012

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alertification

An alert specifically set up to let you know of a notification.

I am going to set up an Alertification to Reezys videos, brah

alertification by Pastores January 11, 2017

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Autofication

An autofication is an automated notification received when an event happens. An SMS message as a delivery receipt, or an email from a company that your order has shipped.

I just received the autofication that my order was ready.

Autofication by Factor67 January 23, 2020

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Assification

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

Assification by XpideR G August 6, 2009

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assification

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

assification by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009

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Altrification

The means of rising up!

This altrification process is giving me all the tools to ascend.

Altrification by Mystyk Nektar June 6, 2018

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Adultification

Adultification is when groups of minority children are treated as more mature than lighter skinned children. it stems from a racial bias and negative stereotype of minority groups. This view is usually projected onto young African American girls, people thinking they don't need as much comfort, security, and love as white or lighter skinned children, and that African American girls know more about adult topics, are more mature, and know more about sex.

Adultification is seen heavily in media, African American girls and women being seen as more sassy, mature, aggressive, and/or provocative, this can also be (sadly) applied to other minority groups.

Chloe from Hey Arnold! Is an example of adultification. She uses someone just to get closer to her crush and takes advantage of the person because he has a crush on her. Along with that, she also dresses like she's 15-19. Despite all this, she is only 13 years old.

Adultification by material gworl✨💅 November 30, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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