Anti-Porn

Something you do to keep yourself from giving in to the urge to watch porn. Common anti-porns are video games, LOLcats, and getting a life.

The other day, i stumbled onto a dirty website, and almost began to fap. i had to break out my anti-porn to stay decent.

by Bubba2x4 May 29, 2010

Anti-Porn

A tv show or movie that is of the same quality of a porn that shows little or no nudity.

Sister: watching tv
Brother: what are you watching
Sister: Graduation Week, it's about 5 different couples
Brother: This movie is such Anti-Porn

by Dode April 3, 2009

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

Anti Semitic PornStar Cult

when a group of friends play a word filling game and someone says "Anti Semitic Porn star Cult" as an answer

Person 1: what is something that you would not want to see in a grocery store
Person 2: An anti semitic pornstar cult
Group: *laughter*

by Drip_poke July 22, 2022

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020