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Anostey is a sweet, loyal, lovely gurl.
Anostey is a sweet, loyal, lovely girl.
She also smart and beautiful
Anostey by anonymous November 20, 2023
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anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you
anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

Bishop anstey girls 

A girl who is poised, has a lot of class, intelligent, outspoken and elegant. Bishop anstey girls love their school , teachers and eachother and work on becoming strong women of the future. They are all rounded girls with ambition and seek positivity in everything and everyone.if you happen to get one never let her go
Guy1 :Hey dude do you see those

amazing girls over there?
Guy2: the one swalking confidently?
Guy1: yeah . They look like bishop anstey girls
Bishop anstey girls by jaymax February 18, 2017
A village/town on the outskirts of leicester, parts of which are known as ghettos despite the mostly white inhabitants. best known for youth gang violence and class A drug dealing particularly cocaine.
famous for being the birthplace of Jonathon Stratton - the investment banker who tried to steal $800,000,000 from the US government.
Rothley Inhabitant 1 - Excuse me, have you been Anstey lately?

Rothley Inhabitant 2 - Goodness gracious no! the last time i visited that place a man tried to sell me heroin and i was mugged by a group of small children.

Rothley In habitant 1 - Oh dear, the last time i visited children stole the wheels off my car - whilst i was driving it!

Anstey Inhabitant - LE7 BLOCK WOT? RUN OR DIE BITCHES *BANG BANG BANG* ANSTEY MASSIVE! WELCOME TO THE SLUMMMMMZ!!! THUG LIFE
anstey by JAAAAAJA April 18, 2008

anstey massive 

a gang located in Anstey made up mostly of teenagers. known locally for fighting with other chavs from beaumont leys.
they often spray paint LE7, the local postcode over LE4 the postcode of beaumont leys. they like to attack innocent people with metal bars, bottles, bricks. fists and pretty much any heavy blunt object.
Maaaaaan dem anstey massive boys fukd dat guy up las night. an dey robbd im too.
anstey massive by flanflanflan April 20, 2008
A small place with loads of scum bags livin there. probably the worst place in leicestershire not in the city. Mostly made up of lots of small council estates of ages varying from post war pre-fab houses to new estates and lots of flats.

unlike the rest of the non-urban areas most of the crimes are commited by older 'thugs' and gang members, rather than teenage gangsters, although the kids are as vicious as the adults.

non-anstey resident. are you from anstey?

anstey resident. yes

non-anstey resident. scum bag.

anstey resident. DIE!

anstey resident pulls out a gun and blasts and blasts until he blasts no-mo'
anstey by chrischrischris April 21, 2008
Super hot can make a guy cum ten feet forward just by winking at them
Hot damn *squirt* that anastey doe
anastey by Kosher122 February 24, 2015
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