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annoymesis
Someone who is not really powerful enough to be your nemesis, but who is still really really annoying is your annoymesis.
I had to work with that dude every day on the Johnson project. He completely derailed every meeting, and he is now my biggest annoymesis.
annoymesis by jeffff October 31, 2007
Related Words
Annoyee • Annoyeet • annoyeezys • annoyed • annoyment • Annoyded • annoyedance • annoyed.asian • annoyedbabe • annoyeditated
Annoyed
How you feel when one of the following things happens:
- No internet
- No food
- Not invited to best friend's birthday party
- Alarm goes off
- Alarm doesn't go off
- I failed to come up with another thing to write
- You have homework
- You're sick
- Somebody hated on your fandom
- You're going to jail
- You said something disrespectful about your superior and they heard it
- You died because of the previous reason
- You forgot to eat breakfast and have no money for lunch
- Your favorite political candidate doesn't win
- Your favorite celebrity just did something horrible and is going to jail for the next seven years
- You broke your mirror
- You fell into your friend's cat's litterbox
- Your friend ships you with your worst enemy
- Your friend ships you with your previous crush
- You were listening to music and your headphones were unplugged
- Everybody hates you because they disagree with your music taste
- I haven't run out of reasons for you to be annoyed
- Your pet eats you
- Your pet dies because it didn't have food and was kind enough to not eat you
- Your definition was rejected
- I didn't finish this se- OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
- There are too many links here
- Most of the previous reasons were trolls
- Your favorite character has undergone some serious personality changes between the sequel and the original
- No internet
- No food
- Not invited to best friend's birthday party
- Alarm goes off
- Alarm doesn't go off
- I failed to come up with another thing to write
- You have homework
- You're sick
- Somebody hated on your fandom
- You're going to jail
- You said something disrespectful about your superior and they heard it
- You died because of the previous reason
- You forgot to eat breakfast and have no money for lunch
- Your favorite political candidate doesn't win
- Your favorite celebrity just did something horrible and is going to jail for the next seven years
- You broke your mirror
- You fell into your friend's cat's litterbox
- Your friend ships you with your worst enemy
- Your friend ships you with your previous crush
- You were listening to music and your headphones were unplugged
- Everybody hates you because they disagree with your music taste
- I haven't run out of reasons for you to be annoyed
- Your pet eats you
- Your pet dies because it didn't have food and was kind enough to not eat you
- Your definition was rejected
- I didn't finish this se- OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
- There are too many links here
- Most of the previous reasons were trolls
- Your favorite character has undergone some serious personality changes between the sequel and the original
- All of the previous reasons to be annoyed happened to you in the last hour
- So did the ones that come after this reason
- You have been thrown through a glass window
- Your 100000000000000000 dollar check just fell into the shredder
- The shredder fell through the floor into the center of the Earth
- Your friend told your crush
- No, I am not bitter
- A YouTube ad came up while you were watching a video
- Your computer thinks its funny to shut down right when you are doing something important and haven't saved for the last 4 hours
- You are being stalked
- Your stalker is not allowed at your friend's birthday party, so you can't go
- You swallowed your toothbrush
- You ran over a skunk with your car
- Your favorite YouTuber or celebrity just died
- Your other favorite YouTuber or celebrity killed them
- A criminal recently broke into your house and took your pet, your wallet, and your car
- They also took your locked safe.
- You didn't think anybody would just take the whole safe
- You were wrong.
- The periods at the end of my sentences are inconsistent.
- Your phone died
- So did your fish.
- So did your beautiful front lawn
- Somebody just pulled one of those elevator jokes on you
- You made a powerpoint presentation should have been a group project all by yourself.
- They didn't like it, so you had start from scratch
- This is not a link to anywhere
- The Earth might explode tomorrow
- This list is over
- So did the ones that come after this reason
- You have been thrown through a glass window
- Your 100000000000000000 dollar check just fell into the shredder
- The shredder fell through the floor into the center of the Earth
- Your friend told your crush
- No, I am not bitter
- A YouTube ad came up while you were watching a video
- Your computer thinks its funny to shut down right when you are doing something important and haven't saved for the last 4 hours
- You are being stalked
- Your stalker is not allowed at your friend's birthday party, so you can't go
- You swallowed your toothbrush
- You ran over a skunk with your car
- Your favorite YouTuber or celebrity just died
- Your other favorite YouTuber or celebrity killed them
- A criminal recently broke into your house and took your pet, your wallet, and your car
- They also took your locked safe.
- You didn't think anybody would just take the whole safe
- You were wrong.
- The periods at the end of my sentences are inconsistent.
- Your phone died
- So did your fish.
- So did your beautiful front lawn
- Somebody just pulled one of those elevator jokes on you
- You made a powerpoint presentation should have been a group project all by yourself.
- They didn't like it, so you had start from scratch
- This is not a link to anywhere
- The Earth might explode tomorrow
- This list is over
Annoyed by IRegretMakingThisMyName December 13, 2017
Annoyedness
An extreme case of being annoyed- experienced by an individual or group of individuals. A profound situation causing overt frustration (generally due to a lack of control or ability to influance and outcome or situation).
Annoyedness by Jake Laing January 13, 2009
Trans-annoyed
The word used by transphobes who don’t believe they are transphobes because they aren’t scared of trans people, just annoyed at their existence - actually is the word for a closeted, uneducated person
Trans-annoyed by astridnomikal January 1, 2022
The annoyed game
A game where you need to be the most annoying person. One person says something annoying and you must say something more annoying. Last person to be annoyed wins
Person No. 1: blablablablablabla. BlaBlaBlaBla. BLABLABLA.
Person No. 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Person No. 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Hehehehe!
Person No. 4: I slept with all your gfs.
Person No. 1,2,and 3: Shit!
Person No. 4: I won The annoyed game.
Person No. 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Person No. 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Hehehehe!
Person No. 4: I slept with all your gfs.
Person No. 1,2,and 3: Shit!
Person No. 4: I won The annoyed game.
The annoyed game by pigeonVSstatue September 2, 2011
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