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The person who is being annoyed, typically on purpose, by somebody else.
Nathan: *pokes Amanda*
Amanda: hey stop that's annoying!
Nathan: No, it's fun for me since I'm not the annoyee!
Annoyee by Enomoto June 5, 2015
Words you can keep

annoymesis 

Someone who is not really powerful enough to be your nemesis, but who is still really really annoying is your annoymesis.
I had to work with that dude every day on the Johnson project. He completely derailed every meeting, and he is now my biggest annoymesis.
annoymesis by jeffff October 31, 2007
How you feel when one of the following things happens:
- No internet
- No food
- Not invited to best friend's birthday party
- Alarm goes off
- Alarm doesn't go off
- I failed to come up with another thing to write
- You have homework
- You're sick
- Somebody hated on your fandom
- You're going to jail
- You said something disrespectful about your superior and they heard it
- You died because of the previous reason
- You forgot to eat breakfast and have no money for lunch
- Your favorite political candidate doesn't win
- Your favorite celebrity just did something horrible and is going to jail for the next seven years
- You broke your mirror
- You fell into your friend's cat's litterbox
- Your friend ships you with your worst enemy
- Your friend ships you with your previous crush
- You were listening to music and your headphones were unplugged
- Everybody hates you because they disagree with your music taste
- I haven't run out of reasons for you to be annoyed
- Your pet eats you
- Your pet dies because it didn't have food and was kind enough to not eat you
- Your definition was rejected
- I didn't finish this se- OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
- There are too many links here
- Most of the previous reasons were trolls
- Your favorite character has undergone some serious personality changes between the sequel and the original
- All of the previous reasons to be annoyed happened to you in the last hour
- So did the ones that come after this reason
- You have been thrown through a glass window
- Your 100000000000000000 dollar check just fell into the shredder
- The shredder fell through the floor into the center of the Earth
- Your friend told your crush
- No, I am not bitter
- A YouTube ad came up while you were watching a video
- Your computer thinks its funny to shut down right when you are doing something important and haven't saved for the last 4 hours
- You are being stalked
- Your stalker is not allowed at your friend's birthday party, so you can't go
- You swallowed your toothbrush
- You ran over a skunk with your car
- Your favorite YouTuber or celebrity just died
- Your other favorite YouTuber or celebrity killed them
- A criminal recently broke into your house and took your pet, your wallet, and your car
- They also took your locked safe.
- You didn't think anybody would just take the whole safe
- You were wrong.
- The periods at the end of my sentences are inconsistent.
- Your phone died
- So did your fish.
- So did your beautiful front lawn
- Somebody just pulled one of those elevator jokes on you
- You made a powerpoint presentation should have been a group project all by yourself.
- They didn't like it, so you had start from scratch
- This is not a link to anywhere
- The Earth might explode tomorrow
- This list is over
Annoyed by IRegretMakingThisMyName December 13, 2017

Annoyedness 

An extreme case of being annoyed- experienced by an individual or group of individuals. A profound situation causing overt frustration (generally due to a lack of control or ability to influance and outcome or situation).
I can kind of relate to your annoyedness Kristie
Annoyedness by Jake Laing January 13, 2009

Trans-annoyed 

The word used by transphobes who don’t believe they are transphobes because they aren’t scared of trans people, just annoyed at their existence - actually is the word for a closeted, uneducated person
“Do you like sheila?”
“No- she’s trans - i’m trans-annoyed”
“that’s gay, Jonathan.”
Trans-annoyed by astridnomikal January 1, 2022

The annoyed game 

A game where you need to be the most annoying person. One person says something annoying and you must say something more annoying. Last person to be annoyed wins
Person No. 1: blablablablablabla. BlaBlaBlaBla. BLABLABLA.

Person No. 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Person No. 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Hehehehe!

Person No. 4: I slept with all your gfs.

Person No. 1,2,and 3: Shit!

Person No. 4: I won The annoyed game.
The annoyed game by pigeonVSstatue September 2, 2011
The feeling you get when you think life could be easier, or that your effort spent is wasted
He is annoyed when he sees someone explained a word better than him with way less words.
He is annoyed by the fact that others can do better than him with less effort.
Annoyed by Sorrode May 24, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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