Anna Conda

The name used by a guy for a fake girlfriend whose imaginary presence is only invoked as a cover for deviant activities.

Larry, in order to cover up a night of felching with Bruce and Lance, said he was out with Anna Conda.

Anna Conda by reliable_guys December 15, 2010

Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.

Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.

Anna Conda by reliable_larry December 14, 2010

colt anaconda 

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 [Magnum] and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990

handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result

colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda 

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda 

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.

Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

flaming anaconda by Bob Davis 321 March 8, 2017

Anaconda Death Choke 

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

Anaconda Death Choke by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

Anaconda Brothers by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017