Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

Ankle Spankers by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

ankle spanker 

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Anonymous November 1, 2003

ankle spanker 

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Johnboy January 3, 2005

ankle spanker 

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Linda December 26, 2004

Ankle spanker 

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

Ankle spanker by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

ankle spanker 

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

ankle spanker by rodney May 7, 2003

ankle spanker 

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

ankle spanker by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003