Angela Cross

From Ratchet & Clank Going Commando:
An ex-employee of Megacorp whom takes on a secret mission to stop their newest family pet, the defective rabid Protopet from being released before it can cause galactic chaos. At first Angela is in disquise as a masked bandit like character whom Ratchet and Clank must hunt down to stop from stealing the seemingly harmless Protopet. Once they discover this bandit is a girl, Angela explains that she was stealing the Protopet for the good of the galaxy, but they have already returned it to Megacorp. Angela Cross, Ratchet, and Clank team up to stop the Protopet from being passed out to families all across th galaxy.

Ratchet (approaching Angela's house): Nice digs!
Angela: Oh this? (points at her house) Remnants of my past life...
Clank: You are a reincarnate!?
Angela: What!? No! My old Megacorp days. Let's just say they have a very generous rewards system.

Angela Cross by RaCailum July 10, 2005

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

Criss Angel Crap by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Criss Angel 

modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...


CrissAngel.com

Criss Angel is awesome.

Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!

Criss Angel by Loyal Jess May 3, 2005

Criss Angel 

the worlds best illusionist

Criss Angel by harlow October 28, 2003

Criss Angel 

one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)

this man is beautiful,
very talented

Criss Angel by loner August 9, 2003

Criss Angel Syndrome 

When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.

Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.

Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"

Guys: "Fuck you Terry."

Criss Angel Syndrome by The Truthalizer September 26, 2009

Criss Angel 

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"

Criss Angel by Criss Angels Hairspray December 22, 2008