angel hair 

1 n. A type of pasta.
2 n. Thin Spaghetti

NOTE: Dont get this confussed with angel dust which is crack.

Damn this angel hair from olive garden tastes like crap.

angel hair by rentastrawberry October 25, 2004

Angel Hair 

When a male ejaculates into another person's hair and then uses the jizz to style the hair to look like wings.

Yeah I totally let him Angel Hair me last night. It totally brought the costume together.

Angel Hair by Madison-In My-Baumgartner December 20, 2018

Angel Hair 

Small and thin metal shavings produced by worn out machinery tooling that is no longer sharp or properly shaped. It will produce very fine and fluffy metal "hair" that can be hazardous to the end user if consumed whether that be a engine or a person.

that tooling is worn out you can see angel hair accumulating from where it has been cutting

Angel Hair by agrivaine July 16, 2025

Angel Hair Wank 

The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair

Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.

James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers

Angel Hair Wank by lionface23 January 17, 2009

angel hair pasta 

the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch

mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america

angel hair pasta by lance n jacob March 28, 2004

Angel Hair Wank 

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

Angel Hair Wank by lionface April 4, 2009

Angel Hair Dick 

A penis that is both very thin and long

Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky

Angel Hair Dick by fuckyourpseudonyms October 29, 2018