1 n. A type of pasta.
2 n. Thin Spaghetti

NOTE: Dont get this confussed with angel dust which is crack.
Damn this angel hair from olive garden tastes like crap.
by rentastrawberry October 25, 2004
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When a male ejaculates into another person's hair and then uses the jizz to style the hair to look like wings.
Yeah I totally let him Angel Hair me last night. It totally brought the costume together.
by Madison-In My-Baumgartner December 20, 2018
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The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair
Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.

James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers
by lionface23 January 17, 2009
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the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america
by lance n jacob March 28, 2004
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The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.
Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick
by lionface November 24, 2008
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When a man excretes his load on a hairy woman's vagina, he then proceeds to eat her out.
Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cabin with your girlfriend this weekend?
Brad: Just ate some good-old angel haired pasta.
by QBAM February 01, 2009
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The act of making a girl orgasm so hard her hair extensions shoot out of her.
Man what a lucky dude, he gave that chick a Morgan County Angel Hair!!!!!
by Us People June 07, 2006
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