Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.
by shmaters gee April 12, 2009
Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.
by WillHandsome March 03, 2007
I was tooling on a Friday night.
by Toolfan April 11, 2008
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
by BigCron August 12, 2009
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
by Some dude1231 May 01, 2011
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 19, 2003
by be quiet December 19, 2008