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Andreotti 

Italian president well known for being almost dead in a talk show
Mario:"Hey, Gianni are you ok?"
Gianni:"Oh... Yes, i'm just a bit tired"
Mario:"I was worried, you looked like Andreotti"
Andreotti by Kegh_lef July 27, 2018
Words you can keep

Cassie Andreotti 

Cassie Andreotti is one of the most admired members of her town. She is very charismatic and has a gift for making people laugh. Cassie has a warm heart and would do anythig for a friend. Her smie will make you stop dead in your tracks and you cant help but smile with her. She is a beautiful girl but is also very intelligent and athletic. She has a bright future ahead of her.
"cassie andreotti?" - get the fuck at her!

"wow shes perfect!" - "are you talking about cassie andreotti?"
Cassie Andreotti by dis fo real December 28, 2011

Andreoni 

Andreoni's are real fun to be with. They are funny, loyal and cute. They are quirky and annoying at times too. But if you have an andreoni in your life then your whole ass life is a beautiful fairyland. They are meant to be the Queen and Kings to rule the world
Stuart: Is Tara an Andreoni?

Martha: mHm
Stuart: explains her royal sassiness
Andreoni by TarasBuddy October 2, 2020

dirty andretti 

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up
I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.
dirty andretti by Brian O. May 4, 2005

Androtikolobomassophile 

(an•dro•tik•oh•lo•bo•mass•o•phi•le) a person, persons who take interest and or pleasure in nibbling on a man's earlobes.
"Andrea is a androtikolobomassophile, she was practically chewing Nick's ear off!"
Androtikolobomassophile by Sophoxe September 13, 2011

andreoni 

They are fun to be with. They are sassy, quirky, smart and cute. If you got an Andreoni in your life then your life is a beautiful fairyland. She is loyal and she can make your world go poppin poppin
Stuart: Is Tara an Andreoni?

Martha: mHm
Stuart: explains her Sassiness.
andreoni by TarasBuddy October 2, 2020

Andreoni 

Andreoni's are real fun to be with. They are funny, loyal and cute. They are quirky and annoying at times too. But if you have an andreoni in your life then your whole ass life is a beautiful fairyland. They are meant to be the Queen and Kings to rule the world
Stuart: Is Tara an Andreoni?

Martha: mHm
Stuart: explains her royal sassiness
Andreoni by TarasBuddy October 2, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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