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The most awesome yet humble guy on the planet.
Damn bro you're such an Andison, thats great!
Andison by Andison October 31, 2020
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1to be monotonous in voice and/or personality
2 to acquire a horrible chesty cough colloquially known as "The Whitey Cough"
3an edinburgh/aberdonian cross raised in glasgow to form a mongrel weegie
duuuuudee don't cough up an andison!

dont do an andison it hurts
Andison by Bubaloo B February 22, 2008
Addison is the type of girl who you meet once and never forget, even if she’s just some random girl in your middle school PE class. Some people do end up being her 4 lifer while others stay wishing they were. Talking to her will surely bring the greatest in you because of how interesting she is as a whole. Her smile gets passed on person to person like a domino effect the way she starts up other peoples lightbulbs giving them a sense of happiness. Addison is a really pretty girl and her personality is wonderful, even just to have her in your life you will be grateful she exists. Although she may just be a friend, a lover, a said to be sibling, a friend you message on google hangouts for hours, or even just the girl you sat next to in 6th grade PE class. Be grateful you have an Addison in your life, because starting up a google hangouts chat with her was possibly one of the best choices I did in my life.
Guy 1: BRO- that girl is so beautiful !!

Guy 2: Well obviously , thats Addison.

Guy 1: OMG and shes funny too

Guy 2: Yeah duh its Addison.

Guy 1: She’s literally perfection.

Guy 2: IKR I don’t know if I’d rather be her or be with her.
Addison by aurora chxrli :)) December 23, 2021

antisong 

A song by a skilled musician trying to make a bad song. The result is a song so bad that it must be genius.

Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
The Rick Roll song is camp.

“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.

“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).

addison rae 

Tiktok personality with a combined IQ of a bag of bricks that cant tell what's an asian or how many millions are in a billion..kids stay in school ....please god help us all
I hope my daughter doesnt idolize Addison Rae
addison rae by Qmerta March 16, 2021
Addison is an amazing person. She helps you through tough times when things are difficult. She is very athletic. She is GORGEOUS. She is a one of a kind person. If you don’t have a her as a friend then your life must be terrible. She always wants to hang out with her friends. She makes things for you and cares sooo much about you. If you tell her she’s short she doesn’t care what you say about her she’s still going to be the best she can be no matter what you think. She can start a conversation with anybody and she’s not shy. She really brings everybody together. She will always be here for you even if your not. She is unbelievable. She has so many talents and loves to spend time with friends and family. She is perfect in every way, shape, and form. Please grab a friend like her because she remembers so much and will make laugh so hard. She loves to make tons of memories so cherish them with her. Nobody not even a twin of hers can replace her. Everyone wants it be her. She’s proud to be herself and thats what makes her great. And she over all she is the best friend in the world.💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
Her best friend- Sorry I’m busy I’m going to Addison’s

Girl- oh man your lucky, can I come?
Addison by Denym July 27, 2018
autumn and madison make the cutest couple

autumn + madison = audison

they will make the cutest babies in thew future
autumn+madison= audison
audison by ath March 29, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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