This is what builds up around your anal orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named Jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing shit diapers and manually releasing himself on the door knobs of abortion clinics in idaho. fuck your mother.
"Mom, will you chissel the analcake off my arse and serve it to me with some coffee? Yeah, thats it...jiggle it around..."
Analoafer- A piece of shit hanging out on a dick, usually transient in nature. A good analogy would be a squatter, a stray or a free loader; A lazy, idle, good for nothingpiece of shit; a bum you let sleep on your couch for a night and here it is 3 weeks later.
Girl 1: "I was sucking Bobby off the other night and something didn't smell right. I guess I didn't stop soon enough because then it didn't taste right. I was so upset; there was this huge analoafer stuck to the side of his dick!"
Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"