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Analoafer 

Analoafer- A piece of shit hanging out on a dick, usually transient in nature. A good analogy would be a squatter, a stray or a free loader; A lazy, idle, good for nothing piece of shit; a bum you let sleep on your couch for a night and here it is 3 weeks later.
Girl 1: "I was sucking Bobby off the other night and something didn't smell right. I guess I didn't stop soon enough because then it didn't taste right. I was so upset; there was this huge analoafer stuck to the side of his dick!"
Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"
Analoafer by summertime36 January 28, 2024
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Angloafricasian

It is a new term I invented to describe someone who is a mixture of three races (also known as mixed or multi-racial). An angloafricasian is a mixture of white, black and Asian.
"You look so mixed. Are you angloafricasian?"
"My mom is a mixture of black and white. My dad is an Asian. So I am an angloafricasian."
Angloafricasian by David K. Tow September 19, 2008

Angloafricasian

it is a new term I invented to describe someone who is a mixture of three races (also known as mixed or multi-racial). An angloafricasian is one third white, one third black and one third Asian.
"You look so mixed. Are you angloafricasian?"
"My mom is a mixture of black and white. My dad is an Asian. So I am an angloafricasian."
Angloafricasian by David K. Tow September 19, 2008

Analtaker 

One who takes it anal; receives penis in their anus. A homosexual male.
Look over there! That man taking it anal is an Analtaker.
Analtaker by Bperry66 December 23, 2009

Analoger 

Someone who often makes analogies
I am not crazy! I know he messed up that analogy. I knew he didn't think it through beforehand. Copying her mannerisms? What a sick joke! As if he could ever get away with doing that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got santiago to mute bryan so he couldnt clip it. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That girl! Are you telling me that a man can just copy mannerisms perfectly like that? No! He orchestrated it! Morrison! He only loves people for their names! And I helped him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own friend circle! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his analogies straight! But not our Morrison! Couldn’t be precious Samuel Morrison! Tricking them blind! And HE gets to be an Analoger? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him!
Analoger by KiwamiKevin July 8, 2022

Analoggers 

Analoggers--1. People who prefer analog over digital; typically an older crowd that fears technology. 2. Also people who like to butt fuck (giving, not receiving), Fudge packers with a consistent piece of shit on their dick.
The analoggers were tired of getting disapproving looks so they decided to all stick together
Analoggers by summertime36 January 28, 2024
Analoaf-A clingy piece of shit, sloppier in appearance than an analog and a lot stickier too.
I pinched an analoaf cause I was running late, then spent the next 25.minutes wiping my butthole and the entire surrounding area clean. It was a mess! The damn analoaf left remnants all over the fucking place!
Analoaf by summertime36 January 28, 2024
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