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Analmiser:
From the latin "Anal Misger", Analmiser is a slag word invented by the coolest person ever, Michael (comte de swag). It can also refer to the God or nation of Analmiser, located in the Mediterranean Sea, opposite of where Malta is. Analmiser can also be used in a title, such as the "Priest-Analmiser", or "Godking-Analmiser". Analmiser has a large amount of uses, but is mostly used as a insult, when used as a insult, Analmiser refers to someone who overdoes anal sex in a near troll-like manner, or goblin if you will.
Bro stop being such an Analmiser.
I love Analmiser, do you?
I moved to Analmiser.
I'd never be the Analmiser.
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John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.
Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
John Analmiser by Hvovi January 6, 2022
She is an amazing person she.she cares about everyone and everything she is the most amazing person in the world she is tall and too thought to fall she has many friends and will have many more.she is very supportive and will stand up for other people.she can make your day with a smile and a good laughter.She is very beautiful (even tho she thinks she isnt) and spectacular.Yes she has her downs but she gets right back up and she never gives up.She is the best
Person1:man I wish analise was my friend
An ass fucking monster that takes any and all assholes on in the bedroom.
That bitches asshole was so big that it loks as if the Analizer has hammered it in the past.
Analizer by the Analizer October 6, 2012
Analise's are always super hot. Analise's always have good friends, they always have guy best friends too. Analise's can never be knocked down because nobody can intimidate them.
Damn that's definitely an Analise!!! She's sexy!
Analise by 089468 November 10, 2013

Analeise 

A very young beautiful girl who tries her best at everything and achieve a lot in life and is very attractive and loves animals
Wow! I wish I could be a Analeise
Analeise by beautifulrainbow December 19, 2016
Analise is your world, universe, and everything if you find a A analise Keep In Touch with her. Never let her go and she will be married to someone named Noah, Kai, Jack, And Mark. She is the nicest Person You Meet She Has A lot Of Friends And The Best Guy Friend She Can Have.
Analise by XxxWyzdomxxX November 24, 2018