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One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.
Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005
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somebody who sucks the fun out of anything.
The funsuckers have ruined halloween with their irrational fears.
by MacQuarrie December 04, 2003
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A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.
Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!
by SupaC November 23, 2010
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Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.
Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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1. One who is known to destroy fun in any given situation. Sometimes quite comically mistaken for sun fucker.

2. An insult aimed at one who has ruined a joke.

3. Slang for 'vacuum cleaner' when said vacuum cleaner is being used to clean up the remnants of the previous night's party.
1. Preppy teenage girl: Gosh, mom, you're such a flippin' fun sucker! But, oh, geez, wait! Could you pick me up some condoms on the way home? 'Kay, thanks.

2. 'Nettie: Fun sucker! =p

3. Emo boy: Dear diary, So my dad beat me over the head with the fun sucker the other day...
by IxBexAxNinja July 26, 2006
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A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.
You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"
by KC09 April 14, 2010
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