Anald

A boy.

Jim: "Hey It's Anald!"

by c e r e a l August 25, 2021

Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

anal tongue dart

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.

I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!

by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014

Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

by seedy old man August 4, 2012

anaida

anaida is an amazing person, wow. she has a very nice aesthetic instagram and good taste in music. she is very funny and never fails to make people smile! she is always there for all of her friends, no matter what. she may seem very salty and sarcastic, but if you are her friend, she is v nice.

anaida is really cool

by rose17168 February 6, 2018

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018