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an alien probed me 

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse
An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..
an alien probed me by flyillustra August 20, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy 

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

Pulling an Adien 

Giving a female sexual pleasure so poorly that she’d rather take a expired 15% off coupon to Chili’s.
Bro did you hear Alexis roasting John for pulling an Adien last night? What a virgin.
Pulling an Adien by GoldenToastTX August 30, 2020
Pronounced "Ay-nay-lee-en" it is a way to describe a very strange bowel movement in which a very strange excrement comes out.
You should have seen this Analien I layed yesterday. I can hardly even describe what it looks like, so I just took this picture
Analien by PirateTribez May 18, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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