Amjewlance

Simply an ambulance for Jews.

It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.

-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"

-"Better call an amjewlance for him."

Amjewlance by GCSRT8 July 9, 2011

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Amberlance

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.

Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.

Amberlance by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

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Amjewlance • Amberlance

Amberlance

When you've been abused by a jezebel and need medical attention.

Sorry fam but we'll have to put a raincheck on that shit bc I'm in an Amberlance rn. Yeah-yeah you told me so but get off my back will ya?

Amberlance by ‌‌‌‌ May 14, 2022

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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