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Amish’d 

Amish’d, from the root word Amish, it’s an abstract noun derived from a proper noun meaning to complete something started by someone else just so you can rob said individual of the joy and pride felt in the completion of their own task.

It in no way carries any negative connotations be they implied or inferred. The phrase vaguely originated from an episode of Family Guy.
It is a versatile phrase that can be used in many different situations and contexts.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Can i buy you a cup of coffee? (To girl)
Girl: Err, well, err…
Guy: I’m hearing “No”. You’ve just been Amish’d

Scenario 2:

Girl: Hey, i’m home
Guy: Want to watch the match?
Girl: I’d love to but i’ve a mountain of washing to get to
Guy: No there ain’t, i’ve already done it.
Girl: What the fu….
Guy: You’ve just been Amish’d
Amish’d by The Richweiler September 19, 2022
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Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.
Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.
Amish Donkey Plow by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.
Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.
Amish Donut by Amish Donut July 14, 2014

fat amish doinks 

Super fat, well-rolled blunts
Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.
fat amish doinks by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

Amish Dump 

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.
I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.
Amish Dump by Skurj September 12, 2017

Amish Dick 

When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.
Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?

Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”
Amish Dick by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Amish Drive By 

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
Amish Drive By by Mars-El September 28, 2023