American Day

When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.

"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.

American Day by Z-Ran September 8, 2009

Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do

Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it

Ask a American day by The realistic June 4, 2022

American Pi Day 

March 14th. It's American Pi Day because of the way dates are written in in the American style, with the month preceding the day. In countries that write the day preceding the month, Pi Day is more properly celebrated on 22nd of July.

Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. He had to move to America in the 1930s in order to take advantage of it being American Pi Day there.

American Pi Day by DrEnglish March 14, 2010

America Day 

The 4th of July

Today is America Day! Cheers!

America Day by Ilisten2Metal July 4, 2014

laugh at america day 

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

laugh at america day by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021

Amercian cenorship day 

The day when Big brother made his first move in removing freedom of speech, the bill would remove websites such as tumblr and facebook for allowing people to post freely.

Guy 1: why cant i use my Tumblr anymore?
Guy 2: Cause Amercian cenorship day blocked it
Guy 1: wow thats stupid

Amercian cenorship day by jelyjiggler55 November 16, 2011

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day 

Nov 4 Is National America Cheeseburger Greatness Day is when all Americans should go out and buy a cheeseburger

Man: Hey honey it's America Cheeseburger Greatness Day let's go get a cheeseburger
Woman: And do what add some more weight your already 300 pounds with diabetes do you want to commit suicide there are better ways to do that

America Cheeseburger Greatness Day by Gucci_Pineapple November 1, 2020