A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the
beauty and design of the
gun, but can also refer to
love for the
history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the
gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.
Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual
liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.
Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her
name's Vera.
Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to
maybe try being range buddies?
