A disease typically found in brunettes who should have been born blondes. Usually associated with no having no common sense and the frequent "I'm an idiot" moments.
After hearing about Amanda being dumbfounded and shocked in awe when she heard 'noise' protruding from the car speakers... only to find out if was actually the radio playing... the doctor diagnosed her with Amandaism.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.