Altitus 

A disease that prevents MMORPG players from wanting to play their "main" characters, and makes them want to play alternate characters instead.

Phalkor: Hey man, have you seen Kelenya? We need some DPS for this raid.

Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.

Altitus by Jimmily July 3, 2008

low altitude bombing 

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

low altitude bombing by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

Altitis 

The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.

I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans

Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

high-altitude fuck by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

altitudies or altitooties 

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

altitudies or altitooties by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

Altitude Poop 

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

Altitude Poop by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Low Altitude Sickness 

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

Low Altitude Sickness by gnarle December 14, 2018