Altiturd

The act of taking a massive shit in an airplane lavatory

A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name

"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it"

"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"

by crazychar4 January 19, 2014

Altiturd

The sudden need to poop when ascending in elevation (ski lifts, aerial trams, airplanes) caused by the drop in atmospheric pressure.

After we get off of lift 2, can we head over to the Phoenix? I've got to drop an altiturd.

by abam2 February 19, 2024

low altitude bombing

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

by marcasmedia March 29, 2009

altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

Attiturd

Having a shitty attitude.

Do not come into my office until you dump the attiturd.

by Stebbie Stoan Drice October 22, 2011