Alshouse 

Being "alshouse'd" is when a man kisses another man typically due to sexual curiousity and alcohol. It is often regretted the next day, but the curiousity still remains.

Did we "alshouse" last night?

I think we did, but I'm still not sure if we went farther?

Alshouse by CHEPsticles June 28, 2010

Alshouse 

German surname that originated from Althousen Germany in the 1500s.

Henry Alshouse left for the United States of America from a port in the Netherlands.

Alshouse by heritagecenterman September 18, 2016

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

asshoused 

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

Asshouse by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

Ms.Althouse 

The most amazing college counselor who goes above and beyond for her students. Very determined and always ready to put others before herself. A very graceful and beautiful person who you will develop a life long friendship with. Always ready to help others and make your day better, even if it's with a joke that's not really that funny. Overall, one of the best people you could ever meet.
P.S.- Happy Birthday, 29 looks good on you !!! <3.

You're the best, Ms.Althouse!

Ms.Althouse by sincerelyyourex February 6, 2020

althouse 

A way of consuming coffee in which the drink is poured directly into your anus.

Man, nothing beats waking up to a steaming hot althouse.

althouse by KickerMan November 22, 2017