Alshouse

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Being "alshouse'd" is when a man kisses another man typically due to sexual curiousity and alcohol. It is often regretted the next day, but the curiousity still remains.

Did we "alshouse" last night?

I think we did, but I'm still not sure if we went farther?

Alshouse by CHEPsticles June 28, 2010

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Alshouse

German surname that originated from Althousen Germany in the 1500s.

Henry Alshouse left for the United States of America from a port in the Netherlands.

Alshouse by heritagecenterman September 18, 2016

Related Words

Alshouse • Asshouse • althouse • alshoushany • asshoused • Ms.Althouse

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

Asshouse by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

asshoused

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

asshoused by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

Asshouse by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

Ms.Althouse

The most amazing college counselor who goes above and beyond for her students. Very determined and always ready to put others before herself. A very graceful and beautiful person who you will develop a life long friendship with. Always ready to help others and make your day better, even if it's with a joke that's not really that funny. Overall, one of the best people you could ever meet.
P.S.- Happy Birthday, 29 looks good on you !!! <3.

You're the best, Ms.Althouse!

Ms.Althouse by sincerelyyourex February 6, 2020

althouse

A way of consuming coffee in which the drink is poured directly into your anus.

Man, nothing beats waking up to a steaming hot althouse.

althouse by KickerMan November 22, 2017

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026