Alrowe

A slime ball, usually found looking like a weasel and constantly on the look out for cheap sex, but never gets any - even with the aid of alcohol.

Known to wank a lot.

Guy 1: He couldn't even nail that fat chick so he went home, watched porn and wanked like a champion. Eurgh..

Guy 2: What an Alrowe!!

Alrowe by biggiesmalls118 March 29, 2009

Arrowed Noggin 

When one receives multiple arrows to the head (noggin) in rapid succession.

After pissing off expert archers, they soon quickly turned my head into an Arrowed Noggin.

Arrowed Noggin by SithLordTrevor April 10, 2017

arrowed 

To be attacked by flighted projectiles. A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestarrunner fame in one of his weekly e-mails.

Trogdor the Burninator was arrowed by the archers as he tried to burninate the peasants.

arrowed by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

arrowed 

1. To fall under misfortune or embarassment, usually suddenly, or un-expected. Especially if you have a crush on EVERY boy.

2. May cause you to exclaim, "OW! My SKIN!"

I was walkin in the mall and seen a cute boy. As I watched him, and him me, I FELL in front of him, and EVERYBODY. ARROWED!

I like Ethan, and Kyle, and James, and Brett Bretterdson.....ARROW'D!

arrowed by Astrodisiac January 20, 2006

arrowed 

having previously been smote by a arrow

in Teen Girl Squad, The Ugly One was Arrowed by the man from the CHILDREN van.

Also, in the game TROGDOR! you can be Arrowed by archers.

arrowed by scooby April 3, 2003

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

Pets allowed by slurber November 24, 2009

please delete if not allowed 

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

please delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023