aloowed 

When you’re typing allowed but autocorrect sucks

*on text* Aidan: can you do that?
Me: yes it’s aloowed
Aidan: aloowed?
Me: stupid autocorrect

aloowed by Iwishiwasjessesgirl420 August 26, 2021

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

Pets allowed by slurber November 24, 2009

please delete if not allowed 

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

please delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

You're not allowed to rent here! 

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're not allowed to rent here! by zerocool21 July 7, 2009

No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.

One more drink or should we head home?

No fun allowed!

No Fun Allowed by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005

allowed 

When you allow someone, you break all contact. No more emails, txts, phone calls etc. It's appropriate for an ex., someone you're not friends with any more or just anybody who you aren't going to correspond with any more. When the act of allowance is performed, then that person shall become "allowed". At that point you never reply to any messages they send or return any calls. If you go as far as deleting them from your contact list, address book etc. then they shall be known as truly allowed. You can allow a person, an object or an event.

Example 1: I've had enough of Bronwen, she can consider herself allowed.
Example 2: We went to the party but it was DA so we allowed it.
Notice how you don't say you "allowed the party and went home", you just simply allowed it as is the proper context

allowed by Jaffacake September 24, 2005

delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

delete if not allowed by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023