Alrli

Acronym for: Amassing laughter really loudly init

That's funny alrli

by Realperson906 October 28, 2018

United Airlines

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

spirit airlined

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.

Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

by llama tattoo July 8, 2012

United Airlines

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.

by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

alligate

Thing that alligators do!

Managers manage, players play and alligators alligate

by andrej.g July 23, 2012

Airlia

Drop dead gorgeous. A beautiful goddess, nice to everyone she meets, quick-witted , very funny and can always make you smile.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I was just with Airlia."

by hahaugh June 23, 2014

United Airlines

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017