Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

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Alphemerity

Dependancy on the use of CAPS LOCK

Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.

Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.

Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.

Alphemerity by busybeeburns July 21, 2010

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Alpental

A ski area outside of the bitchin town of seattle, where all of the people who arent pussies go to huck it, shred it, rip it, and generally have a fucking good time!

THose pussies over at the Summit aint got nuthin on us pimps here at Alpental!

Alpental by Pimpsky September 26, 2005

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alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.

that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine

alphonsine by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

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