Alphality 

A measurement of how alpha a person is.

John: Wow did you see how dominant Chad was?
Mike: Yeah, his level of alphality is definitely high.

Brittany: Ew, Gilbert is such a pushover.
Tiffany: I know right! Gilbert has zero alphality.

Alphality by Arphu January 6, 2021

alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

AlphaBitch

She thinks she is one hell of a gal. She thinks she rules it all. No one can bring her down because in her mind she never loses or is ever wrong. She fights dirty and cheats to win. She will disown family, friendship and any intimate relationship to be selfish. Often found on the internet where she can hide the truth and hold multiple relations at once. Majority of the time, AlphaBitch is melodramatic. You will need psychic or psychological skills to truly understand her.

Also goes by nicknames of Alpha, Alphalicious, Mrs. Kickass.

AlphaBitch is a fake, manipulative, selfish and lonely female who manipulates situations and people to get what she wants.

AlphaBitch by tmutopcat January 5, 2011

Alphabits 

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.

Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*

Alphabits by maxatron July 30, 2009

Alphanite 

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

Alphanite by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

AlphaBitch

1. A female that gets off on being a bitch to everyone.

2. A woman who everyone finds bossy and overbearing.

3. A chick that's freakin' pushy and needs a good cock sandwich; or strap-on treatment.

Janie's getting on everyone's nerves. Seriously, what the fuck?
-That's all right. She's an AlphaBitch so what do you expect?

AlphaBitch by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011