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That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite
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An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.
Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!
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An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear.
Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!
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