Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer:
da snuggly-'n'-smoochy
heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either
da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or
da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like
da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer:
da "main
man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either
da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or
da large noisy
ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da
green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da
coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer
hat-rack
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display
da number/amount of:
lowdometer:
da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer:
da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer:
da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer:
da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer:
da occasions when you haven't upset
da apple-cart
rowdometer:
da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer:
da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer:
da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone'
s concern or complaint
showdometer: either
da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da
cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
