Skip to main content

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
Related Words

alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.
alphabooty by amedeo henry February 5, 2008

alphahole 

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
alphahole by Saltybtch September 18, 2019

Alphaghetto 

1. Used to describe kids from Alpharetta (or any other nice suburb) who like to pretend that they are from the ghetto, and therefore badass, when in reality they are spoiled, stupid brats. An Alphaghetto kid can be from any ethnicity (though they are usually black), so "Alphaghetto" is not simply another word for wigger.

2. A "bad" part of a nice suburb (merely meaning that there is not a Starbucks within a five feet radius).
"See that guy with fake bullet holes on his car? He is so Alphaghetto."
Alphaghetto by Leigh Prince November 15, 2005

Alphadouche 

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!
Alphadouche by meo1470 August 30, 2013

Alphabomb 

The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
Alphabomb by Dr. Badass, PhD December 24, 2010