1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his
followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new
up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put
date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO