Alpaca'd 

A cockney slang for knackered

I've been at work all day, I'm alpaca'd

Alpaca'd by Polly pocket 34928373773 August 9, 2013

alpaca day 

When someone who shits on your bed just well and truly embarrassed themselves by going on like an awkward bitch.

It’s Alpaca day for Amber Turd

alpaca day by johnnyswife May 5, 2022

Alpaca day 

September 10 national alpaca day

Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin

Alpaca day by random kpop Stan September 10, 2021

It's an alpaca, dumbass. 

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

It's an alpaca, dumbass. by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011

alpacadectomy

a complicated surgery involving the swapping of human organs for more stomachs and saliva glands and multiple sets of eyelids of the vicugna pacos. Side effects include an increased appetite for vegetation, neck problems, and irritability leading to spitting.

After undergoing an alpacadectomy Kyle just couldn't stop eating the lawn and spitting at us!

alpacadectomy by Businessman goat June 22, 2018