Almosns 

Almost almost. Describes when your so close yet so far.

I almosns finished that race.

Almosns by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022

almosse

A very fat ass dude with a very small dick . Usually eats ass and loves blondes. Also is very nice and mean at the same time. A very good atthlete for his size

I rather be David with a big dick but I'm an almosse with a small dick

almosse by Zambimo March 15, 2017

Almosts 

Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.

Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.

Almosts by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

almostsmart by Higgins March 22, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019