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alma later 

Did you hear Jeff dropped out to start working and making $$$. I guess that makes UCLA his alma later.
alma later by Jeffreyutah November 4, 2020
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Almax • Almaximus Anus • alma • Alman • almanac • ALMAO • almar • almaas • Almaan • almaaz
Alma is literally the sweetest most kind hearted and loving person ever. she’s always there for you no matter what. she’ll always try to make you feel better whether it is by giving you encouraging advice or by just cracking up one of her many jokes. her personality and looks are ones anyone would fall for. she’s hilarious, kind, chill, and incredibly beautiful. she has such an outgoing and fun all round personality that you just have to love in a person. she has brown silky soft straight hair, beautiful brown eyes and a perfect face and body structure. she’s insecure of her looks and doubts herself at times but what she doesn’t know is that she’s absolutely gorgeous. she tends to overthink at times but thats only because she cares too much about her close friends and family. she’s extremely loyal to her friends and sometimes strangers too. don’t underestimate her because she will stand up for a friend if she needs to. she won’t tolerate fake people or people who are just plain annoying and rude. she can be overly apologetic at times but that’s only because as mentioned before, she has too much love in her heart for everyone. any person would be lucky to have alma as a friend, girlfriend, or just person in their life in general. you couldn’t ask for anyone better then alma. she’s like someone you’ve never met before.
Person 1: Oh my god! Alma is literally the sweetest person ever. she helped me have the courage to study and pass my finals!!
Person 2: really? whos alma?
Person 1: only the best person on earth. she’s super kind and compassionate and a hottie too!
Person 2: wow really? i’ve gotta be friends with her then! she sounds amazing!
Alma by soft_angel December 16, 2019
almaha is a Arabic word for a female it means (oryx ) it is a name she is adorable,gorgeous
Almaha is amazing
almaha by MBJ maha March 2, 2019

Dirty Alma 

When you start a war over Mac & Cheese and get 3 people banned from the Discord server
Alma: I think Mac & Cheese shouldn’t exist and it’s a white person food.
3 people: THAT OFFENDED ME!

Me: The Mac & Cheese War in the server happened because of a “Dirty Alma”
Dirty Alma by m0nnie98 August 18, 2021

almackley 

Slang, especially in call center environments, for "automatically". First seen in the wild on tuesday 2010 but likely been around much longer
The line "almackley" cancels when transferred out--double inpact
almackley by hoop-dog April 14, 2010
Alma is very beautiful her eye are beautiful brown. But the thing is that if you mess with her she anit going to treat you the same. She has been thorough shit. But when you see her she seem like a bitch but she anit one. She will make you laugh when you're sad. She will have you back no matter what. She is very easy to talk. Just know that is you have a Alma in your live be lucky to have her. Just know that she will change your life. When you see her she is all was smiling or laughing. If you know an Alma just know that she will want to be your friend to. But if you call her a bitch at less try to get to know her.
Damnn Alma is cute
Alma by AA2020 February 28, 2019
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