almao 

Actually Laughing my ass off

person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO

almao by MUCYOUT April 1, 2009

ALMAO 

Almost laughing my ass off. The more subtle counterpart of laughing my ass off (lmao). Whereas lmao is so funny that your ass is literally falling off, this is more of a slight chuckle, so your ass is hanging by a thread... you have almost laughed it off.

When Bradi hears a dad joke she says "almao". They're funny to her, but not the best jokes ever. Still, her ass was almost laughed off.

ALMAO by Jackie Snackler December 30, 2020

ALMAO 

Allways Laughing My Ass Off
Someone says something really stupid, and it gets a reply of ALMAO.

Michael makes a really funny joke on MSN
K-Dawg replies ALMAO

ALMAO by Kieron March 14, 2005

alma later 

Deferred schooling, particularly a college education.

Did you hear Jeff dropped out to start working and making $$$. I guess that makes UCLA his alma later.

alma later by Jeffreyutah November 4, 2020

alfaoxtrot 

Ahh, yes, the cheese lord. He hates being rickrolled and hates babies and BIRCH trees. But... he loves cheese and we are his cheese cult. Who also hate babies and hate babies and hate being rickrolled. But..... we love to hate BIRCH trees. And we love cheese. If you didn't know, we hate everything but cheese and our lord.

Thank you.

"Psssst"
"Why are you 'psssst' -ing? "
"Cheese?"
"Yes"
"I see you value our cheese lord Alfaoxtrot"
"I do, and I hate BIRCH trees."

alfaoxtrot by CheesearmyUNITE February 12, 2021

alamodevated 

adj: to be adamantly chic \ or obsessive about pie with ice-cream

He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.

alamodevated by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 23, 2010

Alma 

Alma is literally the sweetest most kind hearted and loving person ever. she’s always there for you no matter what. she’ll always try to make you feel better whether it is by giving you encouraging advice or by just cracking up one of her many jokes. her personality and looks are ones anyone would fall for. she’s hilarious, kind, chill, and incredibly beautiful. she has such an outgoing and fun all round personality that you just have to love in a person. she has brown silky soft straight hair, beautiful brown eyes and a perfect face and body structure. she’s insecure of her looks and doubts herself at times but what she doesn’t know is that she’s absolutely gorgeous. she tends to overthink at times but thats only because she cares too much about her close friends and family. she’s extremely loyal to her friends and sometimes strangers too. don’t underestimate her because she will stand up for a friend if she needs to. she won’t tolerate fake people or people who are just plain annoying and rude. she can be overly apologetic at times but that’s only because as mentioned before, she has too much love in her heart for everyone. any person would be lucky to have alma as a friend, girlfriend, or just person in their life in general. you couldn’t ask for anyone better then alma. she’s like someone you’ve never met before.

Person 1: Oh my god! Alma is literally the sweetest person ever. she helped me have the courage to study and pass my finals!!
Person 2: really? whos alma?
Person 1: only the best person on earth. she’s super kind and compassionate and a hottie too!
Person 2: wow really? i’ve gotta be friends with her then! she sounds amazing!

Alma by soft_angel December 16, 2019