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1. An unreasonably moody writing muse in the guise of a tall, attractive male who refuses to assist in the creative process until it is inconvenient to be awake and using brain power.

2. The scent of almonds and vanilla; the pleasant aroma of a successful writing venture.
Almaund has been uselessly sulking in the corner all day, and may force me to kill off a character.

Almaund smells of almaund today.
Almaund by Bethiemw February 5, 2009
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Amazing person to be around and will always be there for you. Almando will always make sure your okay. He is great to talk to, but he will put you in your place if you cross him.
Look at that almando
Almando by Dat gal boo July 21, 2018

[Almandinger] 

Either an incredibly good chocolate bar, or an insanely awesome person that everyone wants to hang out with on a constant basis, typically being a cheerleader or jock of some sort.
Almandinger you need to get your ass over here and get thisparty started!

Damn this Almandinger is good!
[Almandinger] by Arya Hekmat June 15, 2010
Alaunde is the definition of graceful elegance and beauty. Confident, sexy, alluring, intense, attractive to both men and women, young and old. Alaunde is strong and unwavering with a deep inner softness that rivals none. An athletic, tenacious, ingenious, artist, accomplished in opus and life. With eyes and a smile that can part the seas, she is a seraphic presence to behold!
How do we stop malevolence in this world? We pray for more Alaundes.
Alaunde by anonymous1814 February 3, 2010

almandine 

“Almandine” meaning “deep red-garnet” A fine name for a leader
He looks like a great almandine.
almandine by tinywrld April 3, 2022
almando by shtern hern cuh September 20, 2016

almund joy 

a fine ass dime piece, males only
Whaddup almund!! You fine and sexy...
almund joy by Lucky February 18, 2004
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