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Amazing person to be around and will always be there for you. Almando will always make sure your okay. He is great to talk to, but he will put you in your place if you cross him.
Look at that almando
Almando by Dat gal boo July 21, 2018
Words you can keep
This mexican dude with a little penis
almando by shtern hern cuh September 20, 2016

Alcandor 

A male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. He puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very sassy but knows the limit. He is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. Makes a good friend but can never finalize the plans for the upcoming weekend. Overall, a very luscious puppy disguised as a boy.
Girl: yo did you see that guy?
Guy: Are you sure thats a guy? I mean those pants...
Girl: lol yeah I think he's an Alcandor
Alcandor by sw4gmast4r December 25, 2013
A guy that is unlike any other. Usually A Hispanic man, who is prideful and likes to please the woman he is with. Can be stern, but also has a goofy side to him. Jealous and protective when he needs to be, not scared to jump into a fight if need be. Loyal, honest man who makes a great boyfriend.
-Man, that Armando guy I am dating is one of a kind.

-Have you been with an Armando before? If not, you are missing out.
Armando by TheReeelz October 12, 2017
Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away . Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life . He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfies you in 10 minutes he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone if you ever have and Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever
Do you know who that amazing guy is he seems like an Armando
Armando by Swag_master June 13, 2014

armandodraws 

An overrated artist on tiktok that comments alot and gets thousands of followers each week
Omg have u heard of armandodraws on tiktok?I'm his biggest fan I wish he would draw me!
armandodraws by armandodraws September 12, 2020
An overall amazing man. The definition of the perfect husband. Weird and wacky but that's makes him attractive. He is easy to fall in love with and knows how to please his girl. A faithful and loyal guy always and forever. He is the perfect husband and Best friend.
Ex: oh they've been together forever the guy must be an Armando.
Armando by Hisforeverandalways July 13, 2017
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