Allen's Law 

In order to prove that an event has occurred, one must have three witnesses or a picture/video or it did not happen.

"Bro last night I drank a how bottle of Bombay by myself and didn't get drunk!"

"You got 3 witnesses or a video"
"Naw"
"Didn't happen, Allen's Law!"

Allen's Law by wndrlnd June 6, 2017

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade 

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Allen's abs 

A term used to describe something rock hard, holy, and untouchable.

Dude did you see Allen's abs yesterday? so amazing.

Allen's abs by derpetta the derp September 19, 2011

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

tim allen's mustasche by D Sting August 8, 2006

Allen's Rule of Light and Dark 

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.

-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside

Allen's Rule of Light and Dark by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011

Allen's Coffee Brandy 

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua

When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.

Allen's Coffee Brandy by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004

Allen’s Penis 

the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets

Allen’s penis is huge

Allen’s Penis by meghisgay May 11, 2022