Alfred Some-shit

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Din Thomas' name for mixed martial artist Alfred Khashakyan. This name is used due to Din's inability to correctly pronounce Alfred's real surname.

Din: "The last fight featured the highly touted Alfred Some-shit, because I can't pronounce his name!"

Alfred Some-shit by Nigel Bennett August 1, 2018

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alfred sant

The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.

Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??

alfred sant by christian 93 July 14, 2005

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

[Alfred Shitcock] by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

Sir Alfred Douchecock by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026