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Alloning 

Making preventable mistakes on the DiscGolf course, switching putters every week, losing/dropping one or all belongings
If I wasn’t alloning I would have had a decent round of golf
Alloning by Discer November 23, 2023
Words you can keep

allening 

the act of wanting to blow a load on any girl with glasses face.
oh man, look at those glasses i just want to allen all over them!

yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.
allening by Dr.Shazoo February 19, 2010

Their Allowing Themselves To Be Canceled 

No. They aren't. This is just more narcissistic "You did this to yourself!" speak.
Dumb whore "Their allowing themselves to be canceled."

Hym "Noooo... You're using boycotts and the threat of associate shunning as a means to deplatform the tranny. That's not 'them doing it to themselves' and, no, they don't need to apologize for shit you toothless old bitch. And that is exactly what it is. It's elitist gatekeeping from old frauds who ran out of ideas decades ago. I'm not what you are. All you have to do to get an LLC is take a test. I'm one of the greatest minds of all time. I will soon surpass Shakespeare. All this is just conservatives trying to re-assert ideological control over a population that tried to cast them aside. Now, instead of 1 ideological gun, there are 2."

😖👈
Leftists "Bend to our will or be impoverished!!!"

👉😖👈

Theocrats "Act out some form of perennialist, collectivist dogma or be impoverished!!! Not that one!!! Pick a dogma of which I approve or be enslaved!!!"

Allowingpoet 

Someone who believes he is a rhimming genius; however is more like an absurd turd. Also spends most of his time in the areas of New Orleans that have chicks with dicks aka "witches".
I like to make weird noises with my allowingpoet.
Allowingpoet by Dreaded317 November 2, 2019
1 - avoiding social contact
2 - trying to not interact with people and leave them to be alone
"Do you know where Paul is?"
"Paul went aloning a while ago!"
aloning by sick_davinci January 17, 2017

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry 

Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry

Allening 

A person who searches or seeks people that are married. Finding that it’s easier to not have to do any of the “heavy lifting” of a traditional relationship. Not having to buy gifts, care for, be with or even claim the other person. Making it easy because the other already has responsibilities, feelings, and accountability to someone else with the burden of them finding out keeping as a barrier of extra security of information if the affair leaking.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
Yo, you see Mark looking at Jessica’s ring and still flirting?

Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
Allening by ThatGuyTaco October 11, 2025
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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