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Allisson 

Allisson is a girl usually with long brown hair and pretty brown eyes. She’s very introverted and awkward but she never lets people see that side of her. She’s very loyal and knows everyone but only has a few close friends. She loves a challenge, but not a difficult one because she beats herself up for it. She’s the type of person who’s very smart but very fucking stupid at the same time. If she seems crazy to you it’s cuz she is, but she trusts you enough to be herself around you. If she’s your friend, she’ll give good advice and support you always. If she’s your girlfriend make sure you treat her right cuz as pretty as she might be, she’s 3x more insecure. Allisson never tell you how she is doing if you ask unless you tell her to be honest. She tries not to burden people with her problems. Allisson is amazing, kind, funny, but has a bad sense of humor and a somewhat good music taste. She falls for people with the letter J, T, E, A, and C. If you know an Allisson, just know that if she says she’s going to beat you up, she doesn’t mean it. Allisson is the bestest friend anyone could ask for.
Person 1: “Allisson looks good today
Person 2: “I talked to her yesterday and she said she was going to beat me up next time she saw me.”

Person 1: “ She was probably just flirting
Person 2: “She’s amazing though, so I’ll take my chances.”

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.
cole allison is the best person ever”

cole allison makes me laugh”
cole allison is my favorite”
cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.
Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?
Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013

Alistair 

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)
Alistair by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
A word used to describe an enthusiast of the Alfa Romeo car series
Person 1: hey have you seen the new girl get picked up by that sweet car yesterday?

Person 2: yeah, 1986, alfa romeo gtv6. Great car.

Person 1: wait are you an alfisti?

Person 2: dude, we're both alfisti, she's my girlfriend
alfisti by MelJambrec December 5, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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