Allinism

The belief that GG Allin was the reincarnation of Christ as was his given name at birth by his father who was visited by Angels and hence named him Jesus Christ Allin.

What religion do you belong?
None. I practice Allinism.

Allinism by Shorn Turner October 8, 2020

albinism 

A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.

Person:"You're whiter than that dude powder from that movie, powder!" Me:"Um, yeah, I have albinism."

albinism by Sincerity April 16, 2005

Albinism 

An incredibly Caucasian activity, derived from the disease afflicting Albinos that makes their pigment white.

"The other day, my white neighbor Jeff offered to drive me to the Home Depot in his Pickup Truck. "
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"

Albinism by Stanley Herbert November 9, 2018

allanism 

Spreading lies as fact

He said every single toilet in China was a hole in the ground! What an Allanism!

allanism by Professor Evan January 22, 2014

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

Allenism by Whataluck July 29, 2018

Albinism 

Doesn't know how to share something/beliefs without sounding retarded or pissing off someone, and can't just be quiet when he needs to be.

"Har du sett Arcane ? Det är en jätte bra serie"

"Nej, jag kommer inte heller"
"Varför inte ? Den är så bra, det är bästa serien jag har tittat på"
"Nej tack"
"ah okej du måste bara då ha dålig taste"
"Albinism"

Albinism by Dyno123 June 12, 2022

Pure albinism 

"An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole"

"That boy could do almost anything in life, but can't see a path to it, he suffers from pure albinism.

Pure albinism by TextBookMan June 1, 2023