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Alligating 

To 'alligate' is to have a photo taken of you with any object covering the bottom half of your face i.e. directly below the eyes. You can use bar menu's, statues, people, buildings or any manner of objects; the possibilities are endless.
**In a drunken haze**
Tom: "Holy shit look at that statue! Shall we do some alligating on it?"
Lennie "Yeh, lets do it"
Alligating by Jonzomobile October 16, 2009
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alligatoring 

Verb
When your dog looks like an alligator and they proceed to worm around on their back with their snaggle tooth (or teeth) sticking out.
Dang it man your dog is alligatoring again.

allegating  

The act by which someone makes an allegation about you, especially to your boss, with the primary intent just to get you in trouble
She was allegating against me to the boss and said I didn't show up on time. She's always trying to bring the heat on me!
allegating by Keggeroo July 3, 2008

alligatoring 

A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.
alligatoring by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007

allocating customers 

The worst antitrust offenses are cartel violations, price fixing, bid rigging & customer allocation. Price fixing is when 2 plus competing sellers agree on what prices to charge, ex: by agreeing that they will increase prices a certain amount or that they won't sell below a certain price. Bid rigging is when 2 plus firms agree to bid in such a way that a designated firm submits the winning bid, typ for local, state or fed gov contracts.

Customer-allocation agreements involve some arrangement between competitors to split up customers, such as by geographic area, to reduce or eliminate competition. Such price-fixing, bid-rigging & customer-allocation agreements, unlike joint research agreements for ex, provide no plausible offsetting benefits to consumers. These agreements are generally secret, & the participants mislead & defraud customers by continuing to hold themselves out as competitors despite their agreement not to compete.
Price fixing, bid rigging & customer allocation harm consumers & taxpayers by causing them to pay more for products & services & by depriving them of other byproducts of true competition. Nor is there usually any question in the minds of violators that their conduct is unlawful. Such practices raise the price of a product or service by more than 10 %, sometimes much more, & that Amer consumers & taxpayers pour billions of $ each yr into the pockets of cartel members. People who take consumer & taxpayer $ this way are thieves.
Minneapolis Packaged-Ice Company Executives Plead Guilty to Customer Allocation Conspiracy involving the allocating customers
allocating customers by loverocn October 21, 2009

Alligatoring 

When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild

Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
Alligatoring by Sammisosaa September 6, 2018

Alligatoring 

When you chomp somebodys pubic hairs off
Hey, do you guys like alligatoring?
Alligatoring by pufflord February 26, 2019