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alligatoring 

A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.
alligatoring by Cranky Mommy June 21, 2007
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Alligatoring 

When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild

Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
Alligatoring by Sammisosaa September 6, 2018

Alligatoring 

When you chomp somebodys pubic hairs off
Hey, do you guys like alligatoring?
Alligatoring by pufflord February 26, 2019

Alligating 

To 'alligate' is to have a photo taken of you with any object covering the bottom half of your face i.e. directly below the eyes. You can use bar menu's, statues, people, buildings or any manner of objects; the possibilities are endless.
**In a drunken haze**
Tom: "Holy shit look at that statue! Shall we do some alligating on it?"
Lennie "Yeh, lets do it"
Alligating by Jonzomobile October 16, 2009

Alligatorian

A period of time in which mutent cyborg Alligators ruled the world
"Alligators ruled during the Alligatorian period of 6490-7631"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026