Allen’d

When you screw yourself over because you didn't think things through and plan ahead of time.

I forgot it was my anniversary and I made plans to go to the football game. I really Allen'd myself good this time

I locked my keys in my car. Sure as shit Allen’d myself

by Noskatekid June 8, 2018

Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016

d'allen

The Scariest and buffest dude you'll meet, but is the most unintelligent person you'll meet but you can't tell him that since he's strong enough to split your spin in a manner of seconds, worse then Bane could ever inflict to Batman.

"Zebraaaaaaa" said D'allen

by THE HONEYBADGER May 21, 2018

allen danos

the sickness after eatting human shit baked into brownies

Yo don't eat those brownies you might get Allen Danos

by fada January 13, 2008

tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick

garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi

by pscribbles May 14, 2015

grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

barry allene'd

When you pick Sion on a League of Legends and kill them woth your ult

*kills someone* "boom, barry allene'd

by some guyy April 10, 2019