3 definitions by Luke Gibson

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.
Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?
by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016
Get the Joe Allen'd mug.
This phrase is used to describe someone who like to fuck pussy hard and rough.

All penetrative sex displays some level of vandalism to the woman crotch, as over time the excessive stretching of the vaginal walls will cause the muscles lose stability and hang like sleeve of wizard. but this will take many years.

Although a "Vagina Vandal" with their extreme hardcore porn style intercourse and hours of thrusting achive results that may actually cause physical and possible
psychological trauma to the woman and her vaginal area. after as little as one or two heavy sessions.
1.look at him go! he's a right vagina vandal bet his women always feel a bit sore in the morning. in fact i doubt that ones ever gonna walk again!

2.Fucking vagina vandals! always ruining perfectly good pussy for everyone else.
by Luke Gibson June 3, 2007
Get the vagina vandal mug.
A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!
1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
by Luke Gibson May 19, 2006
Get the chimp licker mug.